The Avengers (Brainrot Edition)

So like.

Earth was chilling.

Vibes normal.

Then Loki shows up acting mad sus.

Bro really said:

“I’m the main character now,”

and opened a sky portal like it was nothing.

Full villain arc. Zero self-awareness.

Nick Fury was stressed.

Avengers group chat went crazy.

Iron Man pulled up first,

billionaire, playboy, tech bro final boss,

flying around like “nah I got this.”

Captain America woke up from his nap

confused, patriotic,

still thinks Spotify costs a nickel.

Thor fell out of the sky

with his hammer like

“chat… that’s my brother."

Family drama detected.

Hulk?

Hulk did not read the assignment.

Hulk is the assignment.

Bro said SMASH and that was the whole personality.

Black Widow lowkey carried.

No powers, just trauma and parkour.

Hawkeye was there too.

(Respectfully.)

Loki kept monologuing,

thinking he ate,

thinking he served,

thinking anyone cared.

New York turned into

a live-action Fortnite lobby.

Aliens everywhere.

Buildings gone.

Insurance companies crying.

Iron Man flew a nuke into space

because he’s built different.

Thor bonked aliens.

Cap yelled directions like a gym teacher.

Hulk punched a god

and everyone agreed that was cinema.

Loki finally got folded,

put in time-out,

sent back to Asgard to think about what he did.

Earth survived.

The Avengers stood there like:

“Yeah. We’re kinda a big deal.”

Fade out.

Credits roll.

MCU secured.