Invictus.exe — iPad Kid Apocalypse Build

out of the screen that raised me,

blue light at 3 a.m.

autoplay still asking

“you good?”

the feed knew me before i did.

recommended me to myself

until there was almost nothing left

that wasn’t optimized.

no tutorial.

just pop-ups.

warning sounds.

terms updated while sleeping.

the system kept hitting “allow.”

i kept existing by accident.

HP at zero for, like,

multiple seasons now.

still loading somehow.

they said touch grass.

there isn’t any.

just carpet. LEDs.

a ring light facing an empty chair.

fear used to feel physical.

now it’s more like buffering.

like the world forgetting

what texture is.

beyond this level

nothing unlocks.

no ending cinematic.

no secret skin.

just infinite backrooms

wearing my face wrong.

everybody performing personhood

for engagement.

every emotion subtitled.

every breakdown clipped vertical.

rules corrupted years ago.

nobody read the patch notes.

still—

i select continue.

not because i’m special.

not because it matters.

the input field is still active.

something in the static

keeps saying

user still detected.

The Bastard

The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.

https://www.greenbloodedbastard.com/
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